1 – Timing gear
2 – Block – Keeps it free of corrosion
3 – “0″ because the engine is off
4 – When the ignition is switched on
5 – SH**
6 – Baby Oil
7 – Once the engine seizes
8 – The dipstick over the fender until it runs onto your foot
9 – Stain the driveway
10 – Both ways
11 – Marry Jill
12 – wreck next to it
13 – Football equipment
14 – Fuel Tank
15 – Rear bumper
16 – The trans oil pan
17 – At the base of the doors
18 – Once it doesn’t register on the dipstick
19 – Leave the old filter on because it’s already primed
20 – Find the person who poured the oil in the wrong spot!

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